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En lite rolig historia att liva upp denna gråa tisdag med... Har ju lite med BMW att göra iallafall ................................................................................... A German guy approaches a prostitute."I vish to buy sex viz you" "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £20 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am zee little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie zee springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und nees" She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?" "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique". ..................................................................................... Skall man kanske överraska frugan på fredag :-DDD | |
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