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Jag bidrar med den här... A man had just bought a brand new BMW and parked it on the street. As he got out of his car a large truck rolled by and tore the door off. The man in the truck didn't even stop his car. The driver of the BMW was frantic, he couldn't believe someone could do this to his new car and so walked along the roadside screaming at the top of his lungs "somebody stop that man!" Well pretty soon a policeman drove by and stopped. "What's going on?" asked the policeman. "Well some bastard tore by here and took the door off of my very expensive and brand new BMW!!" said the man. "You idiot!" replied the officer, "You were so busy being worried about your car that you didn't notice the fact that your arm is gone too!" "What?!" shouted the man, "My Rolex, my Rolex!!" :) ------ Länk Länk | |
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Grodan: Hi hi hi hi den var bra:)) |
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nice ;-) BMW - Freude Am Fahren //Simon |
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his brand new BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir", says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the God's earth are dey for?", inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW really thinks of everything !!". Mvh, Steaman |
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